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| It's rare that I take notice of the junk and jokey e-mails whizzing around
in the ether these days, but this was a cut above the rest. I received this
one a few weeks ago from a friend of mine in Florida but it originates from
an American elementary school where children were asked questions about
the Old Testament. They have not been retouched or corrected, i.e. incorrect
spelling has been left in. Enjoy! Jeff Kleinman |
In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals. Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah. Moses led the hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the hebrews in the battle of Genitol. The greatest miracle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him. David was a hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. |
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